Considerate programming
/**
 * Receives the binary data for processing.
 *
 * @param bytes The binary data to be processed.
 */
public void recieveBytes(byte[] bytes) {
    receiveBytes(bytes);
}
. o O (Inconsiderate programming: public void recieveBytes(byte[] bytes) { throw new TypoException(); })
Troll's bug

Guy: /join #python

Guy: Hey! I am unable to do i++.

Nick1: There is no ++ operator in Python. Use i += 1.

Guy: What? No ++ operator? When will they fix this bug?

Nick2: Bug?

Nick4: It is not a bug.

Nick3: LOL!!

Nick6: Integers are immutable.

. o O (++i works though but it does not increment i.)
Advice

Guy 1: Al Franken wrote: When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice ignore them both.

Guy 2: Okay, listen, I say: When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, do not ignore them.

. o O (Will you answer no to this question?)
Half red

Girl: See the blue sky. I love this colour. In fact I like many shades of blue, like, royal blue, yale blue, persian blue ... What do you like?

Guy: I don't know. Well, yeah, I like one particular shade of red. It's the one without any green or blue in it and it's half red.

Girl: Half red?

Guy: You know #800000?

. o O (Roses are #FF0000 and violets are #0000FF.)
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